"Lock Your Doors Tonight," Republican Senator Urges In Reply To Questions About UFO Closed Senate Briefing

Nothing instills confidence like a two minute impromptu press conference filled with Hollywood-style movie script fear, that abruptly concludes with, “lock your doors tonight!” A little bit of Southern wisdom, it seems, from Senator Kennedy in how best to deal with a possible intergalactic invasion. Control what you can control — and lock your doors tonight.