David Seaman Has Permanently Retired, But Hasn't Evaporated

Don’t listen to paranoid QANONsters. Our outspoken cofounder has not been vaporized by a transporter beam or transferred to a deep underground reptile base or whatever it is Q grandmothers worry about lately.

Read his critically acclaimed book on Amazon, which called the pandemic and the rise of crypto, years before both happened. You’ll be “safe and sound, when it all goes down,” to quote our friend Poppy.